Tuesday, July 31, 2012

What's Yeast...

Yeast is when you need a few scratches to go to sleep. It's when the doctor SEE's you guaranteed not to be in ICU.... OK don't tell anyone but I suffered with yeast infections during my pregnancy what a big B.Never in my life had I had this problem and it kind of freaks you out just a little bit. The first thing you think (in the event you aren't creeping around on your man or maybe you still think it anyway) is "Imma Fuck him up!" Such an immature mind, such immature thinking. You walk around, like I will pay big money for a new coochie. But chill down it's normal and O so COMMON. SO, what's really up with the Yeast. First if you're having sex you need to stop for a while and give yourself a chance to completely get rid of the yeast infection. If you're pregnant, have you been tested for gestational diabetes? Yeast Infections are tell tell signs of gestational diabetes. And when I was eating crazy off my diet, I would suffer from one. Even if you have been tested and you aren't a diabetic limiting your sugar intake such as carbs can help you fight off that Yeast. This type of infection thrives off of carbs and sugar. Drinking water with lemon or lemon juice can also help as the water will flush you out and the acid in the lemon juice will help regulate the pH of your Va Jay JAY.  Which by the way your JAy JAy is Acidic that is on a potential Hydrogen Scale it is below a 6. Your Jay typically registers as a 4.3, if I'm not mistaken.The problem with a yeast infection is that you need to get rid of the bad bacteria, yeast, and replace it with the good bacteria, Lactobacillus, which is commonly found in yogurt. Wiping with brown apple cider vinegar mixed with water will help with the itching so will Aloe Vera gel. Applying plain yogurt will do almost the same thing as monist-at replenishing that bacillus. Eating yogurt also helps to regulate those bacterium, in theory. The theory is you eat the yogurt and as you complete digestion those bacterium travel from your anus to your JAY. Wow, who ever thought an asshole could be beneficial? And if you must have sex wrap it up, strap it up and... use a condom. If your husband, mailman, cutty buddy,boyfriend, friend with benefits, neighbor, best friend's man or whomever has a yeast infection and you guys are having sex nothing anyone suggests will help you because he will just keep passing it back to you. BACK, BACK, FORTH, and FORTH. He needs to get checked to ensure that he doesn't have a Yeast Infection as well, but if he does he just needs to be treated. SIMPLE.


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